People who aspire to have a relationship dynamic like Harley & The Joker scare the hell out of me and make me cringe so fucking hard.
If you’re looking for the obsessive, manipulative and abusive relationship dynamic, you seriously need help.
hello my name is jix and i am a banana destroyer.
NOOOOO, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Okay, here we go.
1. Gotta get the obvious one out of the way, but my butt is pretty cute. And it’s been very good to me over the years.
2. I mesh pretty well with different groups of people.
3. Despite my youth, I seem to offer pretty good insight and advice to a lot of people when they ask what I think of their situation. I do wish some people actually took my advice :/
4. Even though I usually say I’m not that great of an artist, but I think I’m pretty good. I’m much better than I used to be, and I’m always teaching myself new ways to improve or create a certain effect.
5. I have awesome taste in things to drink out of, like my coffee cup.
Bonus: I am a fancy bastard. I keep it classy in Class-E
(lolololol CON joke)
that look of surprise I get when I tell people that I’m poly, and then they assume that I either sleep with everyone, or that i’ll sleep with them because I “don’t commit” and I’m “single and wild! HURRRDURRRR”.
fuck you forever.
I’m really not sure what to do with all of this terrible head-space.